
Crafty Without Being Nasty...
I Insisted On Having Wine On Tap...
Tap wine is not a dirty word...
After months of research, I came across Noisy Ritual urban winery 🤗
The wines provided by Noisy Ritual are made by a passionate team that produces full-bodied wines of the highest quality.
We recommend walking in into one of their two wineries and trying it for yourself.
Founded by two mates after the serendipitous discovery of a wine fermenter in a suburban basement, it's now a full-scale winery making premium wine with grapes sourced from vineyards all over Victoria.
If you like to read more about them visit their website here.



Size: 30L
type: Sauvignon Blanc
ABV: 12.5%
Short description: A fruit driven (but dry) new world Sauv - with more going on than you might expect.
Nose / Clean and fresh with a tropical vibe
Palate / Pineapple and nectarine with a hint of hazelnut and a crisp finish.

Size: 30L
type: Rose
ABV: 12.5%
Short description: A Savoury characteristics derived from old barrels.
Nose // Spice and a hint of earth.
Palate // red berries, cream and a hint of clove with fine tannins providing complexity and structure.

Size: 30L
type: Pinot Gris
ABV:12.5%
Short description: A distinction between the Pinot Grigio style (which is more austere) and Pinot Gris which is more generous.
Nose // White flower petals and pear skin.
Palate // spiced ginger, pear skin and a hint of stone fruit, with bright acidity creating a fresh, dry finish.

Size: 30L
type: Sunbury Pinot Noir
ABV: 13%
Short description: Complex aromas and flavours, red and dark berry characteristics, earth and spice (and all things nice).

Size: 30L
type: Sunbury Chardonnay
ABV: 12.5%
Short description: A perfect balance between generous fruit and firm natural acidity.
Nose / A hint of toasty oak, lemon zest & peach crumble
Palate / Silky lemon curd & white nectarine, with freshness and drive provided by minerally acidity.

Size: 30L
type: Heathcote Shiraz
ABV: 13.5%
Short description:
Rich aromas of plum, earth and chocolate with a mouth-filling richness and soft tannin structure.

Size: 30L
type: Heathcote Sangiovese
ABV: 12.5%
Short description: A suave, fruity, textured Sangiovese.
Vineyard: Camelback, Heathcote
Hand sorted and stomped before undergoing wild fermentation in open fermenters, where it is hand plunged daily. Hand pressed then matured in French oak barrels (15% new). Full wild malolactic fermentation.

Size: 30L
type: Geelong Pinot
ABV: 13%
Short description: A floral, juicy, cool-climate Pinot Noir.
Hand sorted and stomped before undergoing wild fermentation in open fermenters, where it was hand plunged daily. Hand pressed then matured in French oak barrels (15% new). Full wild malolactic fermentation.

Size: 30L
type: Tempranillo
ABV: 13.5%
Short description: A generous, juicy, delicious Tempranillo.
Hand sorted. Foot stomped. Nose / Macerated cherries, milk chocolate & a rich earthiness
Palate / Dark cherry and chocolate, with long silky tannins and a hint of sour cherry giving it length and complexity.

Kegged Cocktails


Size: 20L/10L
type: Aperol spritz
ABV: 11%
Short description: Italian wine-based cocktail, commonly served as an aperitif it consists of prosecco, Aperol, soda water and orange wedge.
Size: 20L
type: Passionfruit Caprioska
ABV: 5%
Short description: The Caprioska is a beautiful blend of vodka and passionfruit juice, topped with soda and finished with a dash of lime.
Size: 20L/10L
type: Espresso Martini
ABV: 10%
Short description: Nitrogen-charged espresso martini, notes of vanilla, vodka and burnt orange.

Size: 20L/10L
type: Mojito
ABV:13%
Short description: A Cuban cocktail often consists of white rum, sugar, lime juice, soda water, and mint.

Size: 20L/10L
type: Negorini
ABV: 24%
Short description: A popular Italian cocktail, made of gin, vermouth rosso, and Campari, garnished with orange peel.

Size: 20L/10L
type: French 75
ABV: 19%
Short description: The French Soixante Quinze cocktail made from gin, Champagne, lemon juice, and sugar.

Size: 20L
type: Cosmopolitan
ABV: 21%
Short description: Informally cosmo, is a cocktail made with vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, and freshly squeezed lime juice.

Size: 20L/10L
type: Margarita
ABV: 25%
Short description: A Mexican cocktail consisting of tequila, orange liqueur, and lime juice served with salt rim.

Size: 20L/10L
type: Old Fashioned
ABV: 35%
Short description: A traditional whiskey cocktail loved by all consists of whisky, sugar, bitters, soda water and a splash of orange peel.

Size: 20L/10L
type: Sangria
ABV: 13.5%
Short description: Spanish cocktail, traditionally consists of red wine, chopped fruit, orange juice and spirits.

Size: 20L/10L
type: Americano
ABV: 9%
Short description: The original 1860's Milan cocktail composed of Campari, sweet vermouth, club soda and garnished with a slice of lemon.
* Special requests are welcomed.